12.30.2008

godspeed, tivo- loving hermits!

so yesterday i was sitting in my room eating gobstoppers by the handful- it's a sad life i lead some days- and today the left side of my jaw feels very tender. APPARENTLY it is bad for your jaws to munch on hard candy like beavers munch on wood.
at any rate: THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON.
see it, see it, then see it AGAIN! wonderful movie. it changed my life. and i cried, I, patron saint of scoffing at movie- criers, cried.
in other news, my cave- dwelling behavior has reached a new low: i have accumulated SIXTY HOURS of house on my dvr and have been watching quite literally nothing else for days now. i feel like a hermit, only i don't think hermits have dvr, but if they do, well good for them.
i have little else to say, having just woken up (yes, at 1:30 in the afternoon; i am on christmas vacation thank you very much) so i think i'll get out of bed now and maybe have some cereal. or sit here and watch house some more. who knows. the mysteries of life.
my teeth hurt.
don't take candy from strangers.

12.29.2008

gee willikers

right, so i've decided blogging is going to be good for my health.
let's see here. what's happening in my life.
oh, my stupid question mark slash slash key doesn't work. i think i spilled juice on it actually, but how is this my fault. i know not. the great thing about it is i seem much more confident (or much less able to use correct grammar) since i can't really ask questions now. well i can, but they end in periods and sound more like some ironic witty statements than stupid questions.
i love going to the movies. i went to see "Doubt" yesterday with a friend, and boy- o, let me tell you. the movie was good, meryl streep is basically one of my heroes because she's just so friggin' b.a., but even when the movie got boring i was all absorbed in that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you're all, "hey, i'm at the movies, sharing an experience with strangers. AND THERE'S NACHOS!!" so overall it was a good day.
also: puppy chow. like crack, but with chocolate and peanut butter and minus those nasty side effects. well, kinda.
basically i've got nothing cool to say.
uh, college. scarrrryyyyy. i should be writing admissions essays or scholarship essays or something, but making random statements about my life to strangers is clearly WAY more interesting. so, have a nice day lovelies and lovettes. or something.
oh, also, everyone should listen slash dance around to girl talk at all times. forever.
end transmission.